Free Sex Education

I know Malaysians are still arguing about the suitability of sex education in school syllabus, but I already have enough of it in New Zealand. (Shh, definitely not practically, just on papers, so I am still a virgin and innocent).

The third day in Dunedin, I got an orientation pack (so do all students). Besides all the advertisement leaflets and rubbish magazines, I found one booklet pretty useful, published by the students’ association. Ignored all the advertisements (why again?), I came across lots and lots of sex knowledge. Lets see this (I edited the pictures, to cover the weaknesses of my poor handset).

Safe sex ha? No problem, Mr Banana! I am going to be a health professional, there is no reason that I do not familiar with spermicide (not herbicide or homicide), condom, pills and the list goes on. The point is, I am not going to involve in any kind of relationship, except pure friendship (so far I do not have any clash with females, due to my old face). There is another quote.

This is in the same booklet. Scarfies (nickname of the students in University of Otago, I am one of them), please take care of females, they are not toy, man! If you know you cannot afford your own underpants, clean your mind. I love children, but they are innocent, so definitely I am not going to have a groups of living skeletons walking behind me (I cannot afford milk, and I protest abortion).

Ha3, wondering? No, you are right! This is a condom (I sprayed the brand black, to avoid free promotion). I have another two, one has strawberry flavour. Damn, do not think something else! I have not break promise! This three condoms came with the goodie bag I received when I registered as member of student club in a pharmacy. I know the intention of the pharmacy is good, and I appreciate it, just I feel so weird. In Malaysia, of course you can see condoms sold at the cashiers counters, yet usually are wrapped in dark-coloured bags after goods sold. Now I find condoms, carried along the streets in translucent bag, man! Owh yeah! I just heard from my friend, there are free condoms distributed during preliminary lecture in campus! Thanks God I did not notice it, or not my heart will stop throbbing.

All right, enough crapping. I need to go back to my Physics book. I have four lectures tomorrow. Get updated, all right?